Funny Kids and their Teachers

1. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” 2. TEACHER: Cindy, why ar e you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! 3.TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?” JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! 4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O! 5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 6. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! 7. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.” ELLEN: I is… TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.” ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” 9. TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” 10. TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” JOHNNY: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.” 11. TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. 12. TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog! 13. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.