DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISH

A christian brother went for an interview.
At the interview, he was asked to explain the difference between Complete and Finish.
The brother replied that he will answer the question by clarifying with an example. Here is his clarification.
If You marry the right person, you are complete.
But if you marry the wrong person, you are finished.
Then when you marry the wrong person from the wrong family, you are completely finished.
Don't ask me if he is right or if he got the job.
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FAMILY OF BLOODY LIARS

A Nigerian man on his way back 4rm a foreign trip stoped over in Germany. He saw a Lie Detector Machine there and bought it. The Machine dishes out a slap immediately to anybody that tells a lie.
On getting home, he decided to to test the machine. First, He called his son, Junior who is a perpetual liar.
Father: Junior where were you during school hours today?
Son: Daddy I was in class. ( The Machine slaps Junior. ) Oh Sorry Daddy I went to the Cinema.
Father: What kind of film did u watch?
Son: I watched Documentary. ( The Machine slaps Junior again. ) Sorry Daddy, I watched Blue film.
Father: When I was your ag I never watched Blue film. ( The Machine slaps the man. )
At that stage, Junior's Mother who was watching intervened.
Mother: You see, like father like son. Why wouldn't Junior watch Blue films when he is your son. ( The Machine slaps the mother. )
What a family!!!

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