Funny Murphy's Laws you've not been taught!

1. Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
2. Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
3. Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
4. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
5. Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
6. Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9. Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
11. Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Law of Proposal :
After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.