Funny Kids and their Teachers

1. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” 2. TEACHER: Cindy, why ar e you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! 3.TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?” JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! 4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O! 5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 6. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! 7. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.” ELLEN: I is… TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.” ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” 9. TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” 10. TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” JOHNNY: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.” 11. TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. 12. TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog! 13. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.

PHONE CALL THREAT.

.This a threat that took place ove a phone call disagreement between a man and his wife. The man and his wife took a decision that whenever they want to have sex, they will have to call it phone call. This was to make it imposible for their children to understand what they are talking about. So one day, the father called their son, "Junior, go and and tell your mother that I want to make a phone call".
The man's wife replied, "Junior, go and tell your father that network is very poor".
On hearing this, the man sent Junior back to the mother with a threat.
"Junior go and tell your mother that if the network at home is poor, I will go to a public phone".
The woman sent Junior back with the following words.
"Junior go and tell your father that if he dare go to a public phone, I will open a call centre.
What a threat.